Something I forgot to add:
Layne asked me where all the trash goes.
"You know, the trash people take it to the landfill..."
"No, I mean, what happens when the landfill is full?"
[uncomfortable, embarrassing moment]
"Well, you see, they kinda dig another hole."
"Okay, but what happens to all that trash in the other one?"
"Nothing. It sort of just, well, sits there."
"Forever?"
"Well, some of it is biodegradable..."
[Damn you, Wall-E!!!! The Easter Bunny, Santa Claus, Tooth-Fairy, sex questions I expect. Pollution? Political platforms? Embarrassment for the human race? Geez, man. The kid's not even ten. I'd sooner tell her the difference between boys and girls than that the planet's gonna die soon.]
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